More Cowbell

Is Neil Peart really a great drummer or does he just seem like one when you compare his drumming to his lyric writing? And don't get me started on that squeaking ferret of a lead singer...

Mr G. Baker has forwarded us Dave Grohl's favorite drummer jokes.

1. What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.

2. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.

3. What is the difference between a chiropidist and Ginger Baker?
A chiropidist bucks up your feet

4. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

5. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

6. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in.

7. How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

8. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

9. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they have a machine to do that now.

10. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

Actually, Ginger Baker and Canteen Coffee suck with or without Cream.

My fave has been left off the list:

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

- A Drummer