Thursday, January 29, 2009

Saddlebacking


Dan Savage enlisted his readers in the development of a word honoring Rick Warren.


This is the result:


Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.


After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.



Hipsters will remember Dan's first contribution to the sexual lexicon:

Santorum: san-TOR-um. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

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