Wednesday, July 19, 2006

You Think I'm Overreacting?


If you do.... read on. Then, read the constitution. And some bios of Jefferson, Madison, Franklin etc. Then join me in my new movement to allow the South the secede.

The Man Upstairs Is in the House
By Dana MilbankWednesday, July 19, 2006; A02


The House of Representatives could not have been any more obvious if the sergeant-at-arms had wheeled an equine carcass into the well and the speaker had pummeled it with his gavel.


Yesterday's House debate on same-sex marriage was pure dead horse: The Senate last month rejected -- emphatically -- a constitutional amendment that would allow Congress to ban same-sex marriage, so there was zero chance the amendment could be approved this year. But members of the House were answering to a Higher Authority.


"It's part of God's plan for the future of mankind," explained Rep. John Carter (R-Tex.).


Rep. Bob Beauprez (R- Colo.) also found "the very hand of God" at work. "We best not be messing with His plan."


Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.) agreed that "it wasn't our idea, it was God's."


"I think God has spoken very clearly on this issue," said Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.), a mustachioed gynecologist who served as one of the floor leaders yesterday. When somebody quarreled with this notion, Gingrey replied: "I refer the gentleman to the Holy Scriptures."



Sweet Jesus! The rest here.

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