Sunday, June 04, 2006

Escape From the Nursing Home!


He's Back.....

LONDON - The Rolling Stones, assured that Keith Richards is fully recovered from a head injury, will kick off their rescheduled European tour in Milan, Italy, on July 11.

The tour announcement on the Stones' Web site said Richards had made a "complete recovery from his accident" and was ready to return to the concert stage.

Richards, in a statement, apologized to fans.

"Excuse me, I fell off of my perch! Sorry to disrupt everyone's plans but now — it's full steam ahead! Ouch!!"

What we want to know, is when did the coolest man in the world become a doddering old man telling vaudeville jokes? We are traumatized.

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