Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The Luckiest Man Alive

Yes he's brilliant, wise, temperate and sexy. He's also incredibly lucky....

- 2004 Primary challengers self-immolate in sex scandals.

- First 2004 Republican opponent self-immolates in a better sex scandal.

- Second 2004 opponent is psycho (and Baltimore resident) Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes.....

- George W. Bush

- Hillary Rodham Clinton

- His 2008 Republican challenger is hated by half the Republican party ... And is clearly the best chance that the Reps have.

- Sarah Palin

- Total economic collapse just when Sarah had caught on.

- Unseasonably warm election day

- And more to the point, the cherry on the sundae if you will, it is 70 degrees in Chicago right now. Tonight 100,000+ people will be in Grant Park for a party that will be way too warm for November. The world will see some beautiful pictures.

!!! Sent by My Miraculous Wireless Handheld Invented by John McCain !!!

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