In Which GT12 Violates Many Of It's Dearest Principles

I mostly hate forwarded 'hearts and flowers' e-mails but I rec'd one today that I thought was worth sharing, it being Friday and all.

"True Friendship"

(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me