Thursday, July 05, 2007

Why There Aren't More Heroes In The U.S.


Because we don't know how to say thank-you effectively. Let us look at how Britain's Scotch populace is thanking the guy who tackled the mad-bomber-doctor in Glasgow:

Over 1,200 pints are paid for and metaphorically lined up, on the bar at the Glasgow Airport Holiday Inn, with John Smeaton’s name on them..



It’s going to happen. We are going to sort it out. The Big Night Oot For The Big Man is coming soon. Subscribe to our email list for updates on the night that will go down in history.


It’s going to be a Hell of a night, and we’re going to need a big bar for everyone who has put their money where their mouth is (and John’s feet were). John will be thirsty no more.

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