Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Grandpa Dick's Grandkid Has Two Mommies

Merry Christmas James Dobson, Bill O'Reilly, Tony Perkins and that Bastard at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC. Too bad that kid won't have all the rights of the other Cheney grand-spawn.

According to Reliable Sources, Vice President Dick Cheney's new grandchild will have two mommies.

"Mary Cheney, the vice president's openly gay daughter, is pregnant. She and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, are 'ecstatic' about the baby, due in late spring, said a source close to the couple."

"News of the pregnancy will undoubtedly reignite the debate about gay marriage. During the campaign, Mary Cheney was criticized by gay activists for not being more publicly supportive of same-sex marriage... Cheney has described her relationship with Poe -- whom she took to last year's White House dinner honoring Prince Charles and Camilla -- as a marriage."

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