Monday, August 20, 2007

Does This Make Barry Bonds A Steroid Dealer?






Giuliani Spent More Time at Yankees Games


The New York Times looked at Rudy Giuliani's claim to have spent more time at Ground Zero than some of the 9/11 rescue workers and finds he spent "a total of 29 hours in those three months, often for short periods or to visit locations adjacent to the rubble. In that same period, many rescue and recovery workers put in daily 12-hour shifts.


"Meanwhile, Salon shows how Giuliani used his time: "By our count, Giuliani spent about 58 hours at Yankees games or flying to them in the 40 days between Sept. 25 and Nov. 4, roughly twice as long as he spent at ground zero in the 60 days between Sept. 17 and Dec. 16. By his own standard, Giuliani was one of the Yankees more than he was one of the rescue workers."

Clearly, GT12 Has Underestimated Reagan


"A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work."


-- Ronald Reagan in his recently published diaries, May 17, 1986.

GT12 Sports Corner

(photo: Mitt Romney's favorite Quarterback?)
'cause we love sports because the way it makes builds character. Kinda like Religion, No?

Sources: Vick, attorneys consider plea deal


CNN) -- Federal prosecutors have offered a plea deal recommending an 18- to 36-month prison sentence for suspended NFL quarterback Michael Vick for his alleged role in a dogfighting operation, but Vick's attorneys are trying to reduce that to less than a year, two sources told CNN on Monday.

Vick's attorneys hope to hear back from National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell's office sometime Monday about Vick's career options before entering into any deal with federal prosecutors, the sources said.



Vick's three codefendants in the dogfighting case have accepted agreements to plead guilty in exchange for reduced sentences.


If Vick doesn't accept a deal, he could face additional charges in the case on Monday, when a grand jury convenes in Richmond, Virginia. See a timeline of the case against Vick »


The NFL is considering what, if any, sanctions they should impose on the 27-year-old suspended Atlanta Falcons player.


Court documents released last week showed that two of Vick's alleged partners said he helped kill dogs that didn't fight well, and that all three men "executed approximately eight dogs" in ways that included hanging and drowning.


The dogs were killed because they fared poorly in "testing" sessions in April at Vick's property in Virginia where the dogfighting venture was based, according to documents released following plea agreement hearings Friday for Purnell Peace, 35, of Virginia Beach, and Quanis Phillips, 28, of Atlanta. See what Vick's former co-defendants admitted »


A third man, Tony Taylor, 34, of Hampton, Virginia, already had his plea deal approved.


In the court documents, Peace and Phillips said that the money behind the Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation came "almost exclusively" from Vick, and they told prosecutors that other accusations in the 18-page indictment are true.

Colbert Has Warned Us About This Repeatedly

From CNN

Bears eat man at beer festival

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.


"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.


Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.


Friday, August 17, 2007

The Best Argument for Term Limits


Because too much time in DC obviously renders you stupid.


Here it is, the big Cheney quote for '94 when he, it shows, he was amazingly prescient.
"Once you ... took down Saddam Hussein's government, then what are you going to put in its place?" Cheney asks on the tape. "The other thing was casualties ... The question for the president, in terms of whether or not we went on to Baghdad and took additional casualties in an effort to get Saddam Hussein, was, 'How many additional dead Americans is Saddam worth?' And our judgment was, "Not very many," and I think we got that right."


This could just as easily be Hillary

Tommy Makem 1932 -2007

Tommy Makem, a protestant Music Hall singer from Ulster, joined up with Catholic, rebel-rooted Clancy Brothers in the late '50's and rode the New Folk Revival in the early '60's.

In the late '70's I was introduced to them and the magic that they brought to my life and the wisdom they brought to my ears was remarkable.

Tommy died August 1, during GT12's tech crash, but now that some of the machine's are running and work is caught up, attention must be paid.

Please watch and listen to this song about an insurgent who opted to resist the invaders of his country. And go have a pint.

Time to Open More Stores In Shanghai?

That's where the employed people are.

From Raw Story:
Wal-Mart CEO says customers are 'running out of money'
Wal-Mart CEO H. Lee Scott Jr. says customers are "running out of money."
Earlier this week, consumer juggernauts Home Depot and Wal-Mart reported softer than expected earnings.

Penned the New York Times, "the sober forecasts reverberated across Wall Street, sending the Dow Jones industrial average and the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index down by nearly 2 percent, with the Dow dropping more than 200 points. Shares of both Wal-Mart and Home Depot fell around 5 percent.

"Economists said the sluggish performance of the chains — Wal-Mart missed its profit forecast and Home Depot’s earnings dropped — could signal broader troubles in the economy."

Buried in the article was a sobering remark indeed: “Many customers are running out of money at the end of the month,” said H. Lee Scott Jr., the chief executive of Wal-Mart.

Santayana Time

then again, when isn't it?

Help The General!


Jesus' General has identified Our country's greatest Menace. He writes to Media Matters but maybe you've seen the evil doer.....

Dear Media Matters,


After completing hundreds of hours of research by watching The O'Reilly Factor, I've identified America's enemy. It's a Kos reading, eight year old Sioux, Jewish, atheist, Mexican, anti-war, lesbian gangster, son of a World Trade center casualty who has shows on Air America and MSNBC and is using his position at Media Matters to take Christmas away from us.


Unfortunately, that's as far as I could narrow it down. We'll need your help to finally nail this dangerous perp. I'm enclosing an artists rendition of her. Please compare it to the various members of your staff. Once you have a match, convince the perp to sign a terrorist application. That'll give us an excuse to take her into custody, torture her into madness, and then try her in front of a jury composed of knuckledragging crackers.


Heterosexually yours,


Gen. JC Christian, patriot

To Church

Because it's Friday, we need some Religious Ecstasy. And some great drums.

(Note to Mr GB and Mr. SM - that's some killer snare work. )


La Revisit Bonita

After Live World (or whatever it was called) we celebrated the Genius that is Madonna.

This week we learned that her collaborators that day were members of Gogol Bordello, who we also happen to find to be quite a hoot.

So, for Friday, I urge you to once again enjoy Maddy and the Ukraine Boyz as they re-locate la Isla Bonita from the Caribbean to the Baltic.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

GT12's Nod To Elvis


By '64 he was no John Lennon. '65 is when I got hooked on the Beatles. Elvis was always 'old' music. By 1977 he was no more Rock than The Starland Vocal Band.


Nothing changed my mind on this until maybe the 90's when I grew to appreciate those pre-Army Sides. But compared to the stuff coming out of Atlantic at that time? No contest.


Peter Guralnick's books did nothing to change my mind.


Anyway ... Above is the most popular picture in the United States Archives. I picked up a coffee mug with the photo on it a few years ago and it has been my constant companion at work ever since.


Nothing really says more about how bizarre and pathetic both of these men had become.


I love it.
Warren Zevon may have written it best:

He was an accident waiting to happen

Most accidents happen at home

Maybe he should've gone out more often

Maybe he should've answered the phone

Hip-shakin' shoutin' in gold lame'

That's how he earned his regal sobriquet

Then he threw it all away

For a porcelain monkey

He threw it away for a porcelain monkey

Gave it all up for a figurine

He traded it in for a night in Las Vegas

And his face on velveteen

From a shotgun shack singing Pentecostal hymns

Through the wrought iron gates to the TV room

He had a little world, it was smaller than your hand

It's a rockabilly ride from the glitter to the gloom

Left behind by the latest trends

Eating fried chicken with his regicidal friends

That's how the story ends

With a porcelain monkey

He threw it away for a porcelain monkey

Gave it all up for a figurine

He traded it in for a night in Las Vegas

And his face on velveteen

Hip-shakin' shoutin' in gold lame'

That's how he earned his regal sobriquet

Then he threw it all away

For a porcelain monkey

Don't Forget "Jeb In '12 - Next In Line"


Time For A Career Change?

Salon provides a test for future reporters:

You -- yes, you! -- can go on the road and be a campaign reporter! But first you must pass the ACTAT -- the Advanced Campaign Trail Aptitude Test.


For the first time, Salon is bringing the secret standardized mainstream-media test to the public, publishing the actual* questions reporters must answer correctly before they can travel with any candidate. This is not a basic news quiz. This is the real deal.* It's hard.


How to take the test: Number a piece of paper 1 to 30, and take the test. Check your answers against the answer key on Page 3. If you get only five to 10 questions right, you qualify as a well-informed citizen. If you get more than 15 right, you may be focusing too much time on politics and not enough on your family. If you get every question right, you can have my job.*

*Just kidding.

...

0-5 correct. Cub. Give it a few years. You are not yet ready for the trail.

6-15 correct. Up-and-comer. Occasional campaign bus rides allowed.

16-25 correct. Trail ready. Head for the Iowa State Fair.

26-30 correct. Top-tier pencil. You are in a select group. Go scoop the New York Times.



I scored 21.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Too Good To Be True



Van Halen, with Roth, to begin reunion tour




LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Rock band Van Halen has reunited with the group's original singer David Lee Roth for their first tour together in more than 20 years, they announced on Monday at a news conference.

Van Halen, with David Lee Roth (2nd from right), got together in 1996 for the MTV Video Music Awards.

Roth, 52, spoke virtually nonstop at the press event, promising that the band's upcoming 25-date North American trek was merely the precursor to a world tour and to a new album.



"This is not like the Police," Roth said, referring to another band that recently papered over personality differences to launch a one-off reunion tour. "The idea is that this will continue on and on and on."



"We think we got it right this time," Roth added. "You come and judge the performance harshly, please. I beg you, come on down and see."


The 25-date trek begins on September 27 in Charlotte, North Carolina, and wraps up on December 11 in the Canadian city of Calgary. Key stops include Chicago (October 16, 18), New York City (November 13) and their native Los Angeles (November 20)
But it will not exactly be a reunion of the classic lineup famed for such hits as "Panama" and "Runnin' with the Devil," because bassist Michael Anthony has been replaced by lead guitarist Eddie Van Halen's 16-year-old son, Wolfgang.


Tax And Spend Republican?


"It seems safe to conclude that George W. Bush will go down in history as the biggest taxer and the biggest spender ever,"

- David Boaz, on CATO's blog. Check the data.

GT12 Ahead Of The Curve?


GT12 has already scheduled an intensive meeting with Representative Bratwurst's constituent's for this weekend. Champagne anyone?

Hastert's Friday presser spawns retirement speculation



Rep. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) has notified local supporters that he will hold a press conference this Friday at the Kendall County Courthouse, a conservative blog in Illinois reported, fueling speculation that he will announce his plans not to run for re-election. Cal Skinner reported on Illinois Review over the weekend that Hastert sent letters to his supporters inviting them to a press conference at the courthouse Friday at 10 o'clock in the morning. The former speaker does not state his intentions for the upcoming election cycle in the letter, but many Republicans in the state expect him to announce his retirement some time this month.



As Politico's Josh Kraushaar notes, Illinois has one of the earlier filing deadlines for candidates to announce their plans, forcing incumbents to announce their intentions early.



Republican leaders in the House have also counseled their members considering retirement to step down early enough so that potential successors have enough time to raise the campaign cash necessary to run a successful race.

A Difference Only In Degree


Between some of us and some of our 'enemies' the 'evildoers'
"All for Jesus. All for Jesus. All for Jesus. All for Jesus," - Sam Brownback's stump speech in Iowa.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Not That It's A Civil War Or Anything

WaPo provides on-the-scene reporting from outside Baghdad:
Col. Michael Garrett on how his troops are "fighting in multiple directions": "I'm not fighting one sect or the other. I'm fighting both. And not only am I fighting both, but at certain points I have to put my forces in between the Sunni and Shia groups to protect the populace."

Maj. Craig Whiteside on the difference between Shia and Sunnis: "Shiites don't like to shoot. . . . They just EFP you. The Sunnis use snipers, RPGs, mortars -- they'll attack you in every possible way."

Maj. Rick Williams on the nature of the fight. "We are in the land of the blood feuds. It's very difficult to tell a tribal fight from a sectarian fight because interests are pretty mixed. You can't just put up a fence . . . Any group you work with can turn on you. That is part of the operating cost."

Lt. Col. Robert Balcavage on what U.S. troops accomplish when they attack forces of al-Qaida in Iraq and the Sunni Islamic Army: "We blow AQI and Jaish al-Islami up and make them bigger than they are."

Sgt. Josh Claeson on how it all feels: "Our basic mission here is to drive around and get blown up."

Does "Western" Mean Ignorant?

GT12 has basically supportive feelings toward Bill Richardson but ...


Richardson Stumbles at Gay Rights Forum

"Underscoring the importance of gays and lesbians in Democratic politics, most of the party's presidential hopefuls gathered in Los Angeles on Thursday night for a televised forum on gay-rights issues," the Los Angeles Times reports.

"Six candidates participated. All were jockeying to firm up support among gay and lesbian voters, one of the party's more active and reliable voting blocs.

"However, New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson "got caught up in the most tense moment of the evening when he was asked whether he believes people are born gay or whether it is a choice.

"Said Richardson: "It's a choice.""Richardson released a statement moments after the event, saying that he had misunderstood the question and that he does not believe people choose to be gay.

"USA Today notes the questioners, including singer Melissa Etheridge, "pulled no punches in trying to make the candidates feel their frustration over their inability to marry and other issues."

Thursday, August 09, 2007


Today's Laugh


OK, not a very nice one ... But I remember the days when I hated GHW Bush for being the spineless clue-free entitled prinicple-ditching idiot of a preppie that he is and I hated his evil entitled post-debutante bitch of a spouse even more ....


Those were simple, carefree days of my youth (OK, my 30's). The Bush Dauphin's reign of Error has made me forget the diseased genetic pool that is GHW & Barbara.


Well, they're getting some of what they deserve:




First Father: Tough Times on Sidelines


“I love you, sir, but your son’s way off base here,” they might say, according to Ron Kaufman, a longtime adviser to Mr. Bush, who has witnessed any number of such encounters — perhaps at a political fund-raiser, or a restaurant dinner, a chance meeting on the streets of Houston or Kennebunkport, Me. They are, he says, just one way the presidency of the son has taken a toll on the father.



Tough Shit Sherlock. ROTFL.

Pat Buchannon Is Sleeping with One Eye Open

From the NY times today:

Minorities Now Form Majority in One-Third of Most-Populous Counties

In a further sign of the United States’ growing diversity, nonwhites now make up a majority in almost one-third of the most-populous counties in the country and in nearly one in 10 of all 3,100 counties, according to an analysis of census results to be released today.

The shift reflects the growing dispersal of immigrants and the suburbanization of blacks and Hispanics pursuing jobs generated by whites moving to the fringes of metropolitan areas.

From July 1, 2005, to July 1, 2006, metropolitan Chicago edged out Honolulu in Asian population, and Washington inched ahead of El Paso in the number of Hispanic residents. In black population, Houston overtook Los Angeles.

“The new wave of immigration, along with its continued dispersal to the suburbs and Sun Belt, is transforming the places which are now being classified as multiethnic and majority minority,” said William H. Frey, a demographer with the Brookings Institution.

“The new melting pots are not large international gateways,” Professor Frey said, adding, “Rather, many are fast-growing suburbs themselves.”
In 36 counties with more than 500,000 residents each, non-Hispanic whites are now a minority, up from 29 counties of that size in 2000.



The Whole Colorful Story Here.

The Black Menace


When Hypocrisy and Homophobia aren't enough ... there's still Racism. Or, better yet, a fetid stew of all of 'em!


From Maine Democrats


Bob Allen: The Scary Black Man Made Me Do It


When a high profile individual makes a fool of himself/herself in public they usually drop out of sight for awhile while they come up with a plausible excuse (alcohol, drugs, satan) and then re-emerge to float it about a bit.


State Rep. Bob Allen, (R-Merritt Island) offered an undercover officer (whoops!) 20 bucks, if he could perform oral sex on him. Only $20? Well, that was his second mistake.


The third mistake? The excuse. He starts by saying, “I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it.” Explaining both the $20 and the arrest for soliciting prostitution.


Then he makes it better by adding, “This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park…” Ah, the “big scary black man” defense. A classic! Allen claimed he was afraid that he “was about to be a statistic” — which he did become. But just a different category of statistic.


So it was black-man fear that drove him to peek over the top of the stall door in the bathroom, suggest that the large scary black man and he find a more private location and when the undercover cop asked if he wanted a [insert obvious] … Allen offered to, um, return the favor in advance, so to speak.


Allen, whose publicity shot shows him a good thirty pounds lighter, has been a longtime foe of gay and lesbian rights despite listing “water sports” as a hobby on his official page. Obviously he can’t be gay.


He’s just a regular guy who found himself surrounded by stocky black men and fearing he might become a victim of physical violence took the proactive step of offering the biggest guy in the bathroom oral sex… and offering to pay him for it.



Ya gotta believe that somewhere, Sylvester is smiling....

If You're Brown, Get Outta Town


... and don't even think about rights if you're not right in the head.


From the LA Weekly

Pedro Guzman's Return
Wrongly deported to Mexico, a developmentally disabled man is found safe
By DANIEL HERNANDEZ
Tuesday, August 7, 2007 - 9:30 pm

EIGHTY-NINE DAYS AFTER HE WAS DEPORTED from the Los Angeles County jail system to Tijuana, mentally troubled U.S. citizen Pedro Guzman returned to his home in Lancaster this week, shivering, stuttering and re-igniting a host of uncomfortable questions for the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).


Guzman appeared at the U.S. border crossing at Calexico late Sunday night, where he was detained on a probation warrant. He was moved to the downtown L.A. jail, and then to the Lancaster jail. There, Superior Court Judge Carlos Chung ordered him released on August 7. That Tuesday afternoon, Pedro Guzman was finally resting at his brother Juan Carlos Chabes’ home on a flat stretch of the Antelope Valley while his mother, Maria Carbajal, and brother Michael Guzman faced a frenetic band of news reporters at the headquarters of the American Civil Liberties Union of Southern California in the Belmont area near downtown.


It was a chaotic news conference, as reporters scrambled for details of how Pedro Guzman made it home and why he was deported to Mexico in the first place. Mark Rosenbaum, the ACLU’s legal director, hammered away at the feds, using damning, emotional language to fault the government for deporting Guzman by using nothing short of racial profiling.


“This government deported Pedro Guzman because of his skin color, did not examine or review his documents stating that he was born in California because of his skin color, did not bother to comfort this family when he was found because of his skin color,” Rosenbaum said.




Do Follow the Link above and read the rest of this horror story

Three Cheers!!!

Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

The Onion

Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

SAN FRANCISCO—A sellout crowd rose to its feet and exploded into ecstatic cheers Tuesday night as Barry Bonds completed the downfall of America's most revered sport by hitting a thundering 435-foot shot into the left field bleachers for...

What's The Difference?


Factcheck.org will keep you up to date on how The Facts compare with The Candidates' Rhetoric.


Here's a detailed look at the Gay marriage Debate, in honor of the Human Rights Campaign sponsered Dem Debate tonight.


BTW: Human Rights Campaign = HRC = Hillary Rodham Clinton. A coincidence that none-the-less speaks the truth. HRC are both committed more to their upper-echelon's continued access to power than to any real progress in the rights of Gay people.

What Is a Civil Union?
August 8, 2007


Summary
When politicians say they support civil unions but not marriage for people of the same sex, what do they mean? We find three main differences between the two concepts:



The right to federal benefits. States that allow some type of same-sex union are able to grant only state rights. The Defense of Marriage Act passed in 1996 prohibits same-sex couples from receiving federal marriage rights and benefits.


Portability. Because civil unions are not recognized by all states, such agreements are not always valid when couples cross state lines.



Terminology. "Marriage" is a term that conveys societal and cultural meaning, important to both gay rights activists and those who don't believe gays should marry.



Analysis


On Aug. 9, the Democratic presidential candidates will debate issues important to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals. The forum in Los Angeles is sponsored by the Human Rights Campaign Foundation and the MTV Networks’ Logo Channel. We expect the candidates will be asked about gay marriage and civil unions – a major issue that has sparked political passions on both the right and the left.


In a questionnaire that Human Rights Campaign, a gay rights advocacy group, sent to presidential candidates, all of the Democrats said they were in favor of civil unions for gay couples – a solution that is often touted as being functionally equivalent to marriage. Only Rep. Dennis Kucinich and former Sen. Mike Gravel said they would support gay marriage. But what exactly is the difference? FactCheck.org offers this primer on the subject.


Federal Recognition


The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), signed into law by President Bill Clinton in 1996, stipulated that for all federal legal purposes “marriage” is a union between one man and one woman. Because of that legislation, all federal laws pertaining to married couples apply exclusively to opposite-sex couples. States that have made civil unions legal, including Connecticut, New Hampshire, New Jersey and Vermont, have granted state benefits to same-sex couples. These include state tax benefits, better access to family health plans, co-parenting privileges, automatic preference for guardianship and decision-making authority for a medically incapacitated partner, as well as protection under state divorce and separation laws. While each state law is somewhat different, they are similar in that they convey these state rights to gay couples; they do not and cannot grant federal rights and benefits.


California, Hawaii, Maine, Oregon, Washington and the District of Columbia have domestic partnership laws, which are fundamentally similar to civil unions. Massachusetts is the only state in which gays can legally marry, due to the 2003 Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruling that said the state constitution didn’t support discriminating against same-sex couples that wanted to wed. Like states that grant civil unions, Massachusetts extends all the state benefits of marriage to same-sex couples; unlike in other states, gay couples also can be issued a marriage license. However, married gay couples still are not eligible for federal benefits.


The Government Accountability Office lists 1,138 federal laws that pertain to married couples. Many in that long list may be minor or only relevant to small groups of citizens. However, a number of provisions are key to what constitutes a marriage legally in the United States:



Taxes.


Couples in a civil union may file a joint state tax return, but they must file federal tax returns as single persons. This may be advantageous to some couples, not so for others. One advantage for married couples is the ability to transfer assets and wealth without incurring tax penalties. Partners in a civil union aren't permitted to do that, and thus may be liable for estate and gift taxes on such transfers.



Health insurance.


The state-federal divide is even more complicated in this arena. In the wake of the Massachusetts high court ruling, the group Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders put together a guide to spousal health care benefits. GLAD’s document is Massachusetts-specific but provides insight into how health insurance laws would apply to those in a civil union in other states. In general, GLAD says, it comes down to what’s governed by state law and what’s subject to federal oversight. If a private employer’s health plans are subject to Massachusetts state insurance laws, benefits must be extended to a same-sex spouse. If the health plan is governed by federal law, the employer can choose whether or not to extend such benefits.



Social Security survivor benefits.


If a spouse or divorced spouse dies, the survivor may have a right to Social Security payments based on the earnings of the married couple, rather than only the survivor’s earnings. Same-sex couples are not eligible for such benefits.



Other federal areas in which couples in civil unions don't have the same rights as married couples include immigration (a partner who's a foreign national can't become an American by entering into a civil union with someone) and veterans' and military benefits (only opposite-sex spouses have a right to pensions, compensation for service-related deaths, medical care, housing and the right to burial in veterans’ cemeteries). Gay couples, however, may actually benefit when applying for programs such as Medicaid or government housing that require low-income eligibility. A spouse’s income is included in such applications, but a same-sex partner’s income is not. One change has been made in federal law: A provision in the Pension Protection Act of 2006 allows same-sex couples to transfer 401(k) and IRA earnings to partners without penalty.


Brad Luna, director of communications at Human Rights Campaign, says there have been several unsuccessful lawsuits filed by same-sex couples who wish to receive federal benefits. “It’s going to have to take the repeal of DOMA or a federal civil union law that would grant them that kind of federal recognition,” he says.


Portable Unions


Since civil unions are only legal in certain states, they also can't be taken across state lines. If a couple gets married in Vermont, they can reasonably expect to still be married if they move to California; the same is not true for same-sex unions. While New Jersey law specifies that the state will recognize civil unions and domestic partnerships performed elsewhere, this is not true for all states that allow some form of same-sex partnership. And if civil partners move to a state that disallows all same-sex unions, they may find themselves with no legal standing whatsoever as a couple.


Most states have enacted DOMA legislation or passed constitutional amendments stipulating that marriage is a union exclusively between one man and one woman. In fact, only five states do not have laws on the books that prohibit same-sex marriage: Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York and Rhode Island. The District of Columbia also does not have such a law. Both HRC and DOMAwatch.org, a project of the Alliance Defense Fund, which opposes gay marriage, have U.S. maps showing the breakdown of legislation by state.



The Meaning of "Marriage"


The least concrete difference between civil unions and marriage is also perhaps the most polarizing: the term “marriage” and the social and cultural weight it bears. For many, this is not just a semantic issue. Opponents are concerned that allowing gays to marry will dilute the term “marriage,” threatening the institution it stands for. Supporters, meanwhile, feel that setting up a marriage-like institution for gays (such as civil unions) while defining marriage as fundamentally heterosexual is an example of flawed “separate but equal” legislation.


In an interview with FactCheck.org, Paul Cates of the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Project at the American Civil Liberties Union stressed the cultural significance of marriage: “You’re not a little kid dreaming about your civil union day. It’s your wedding day.” When you want to commit to a partner, “you’re not really thinking about the [legal] protections,” he says. “It’s the significance and what it means to be married and hold yourself out as married.”


Opponents of gay marriage also recognize the social importance of the word. Jenny Tyree, associate analyst for marriage at Focus on the Family, a Christian organization headed by James C. Dobson, says her group "does not believe that marriage has to be redefined to care for all the people in society. We understand that every person has needs and people they want to care for. But these are pretty bold attempts to undermine the marriage institution.”


Focus on the Family and other groups that oppose same-sex marriage are not just concerned with terminology. “Marriage is important because it’s a time-honored enduring social institution that serves women, men and children,” Tyree says. “And civil unions undermine marriage by reducing it to a bundle of rights and benefits.” Despite difficulties like divorce, marriage “is still an institution that does what we need it to do for children,” she adds, citing studies that show children do better when raised by a married mom and dad.


Such views seem to be in the majority. A 2003 Pew Research Center survey showed that 56 percent of respondents agreed that gay marriage would undermine the traditional family.


As previously noted, even states that allow for same-sex civil unions or domestic partnerships – including California, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont and Washington – have passed laws defining marriage as something that occurs between a man and a woman. Liberal-leaning politicians have made that distinction as well: Most of the Democratic candidates set to debate these issues support extending all the federal legal rights of married couples to same-sex couples – but they don’t want to call that “marriage.” – by Jess Henig and Lori Robertson


Sources


Connecticut General Assembly. Substitute Senate Bill No. 963. 14 Apr. 2005.


DOMAwatch.org, Alliance Defense Fund. Issues by State. 8 Aug. 2007.


Government Accountability Office. Defense of Marriage Act: Update to Prior Report.


GAO.gov. 23 Jan. 2004.


Human Rights Campaign. State-by-State Information, national maps of marriage-related laws. HRC.org. 8 Aug. 2007.


New Hampshire General Court. House Bill 437-FN-LOCAL. 4 Apr. 2007.


New Jersey Legislature. Bill A3787. 21 Dec. 2006.


Vermont General Assembly. Act No. 91: An Act Relating to Civil Unions. 26 Apr. 2000 .

Bi-Pet?

You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat

You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.

Another Ultra-Leftist Pinko Fag

Me!

You Are 90% Feminist

You are a total feminist. This doesn't mean you're a man hater (in fact, you may be a man).
You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It's a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The Poop Does Not Fall Far From The ChickenHawk

Quote of the Day

Iraq war supporter and GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, asked today about the fact that not one of his five sons has served in the U.S. military: "One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."

 

Romney noted that one of his sons is driving around Iowa in an R.V. to help spread the Romney message. Which is like driving a Humvee through Baghdad, only different.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

From My Cold Dead Hands, Baby

The Cato Institute warns of impending legal action against my lifestyle:
 
Driving, Texting Don't Mix for Most Americans

"Ninety-one per cent of Americans believe sending text messages while driving is as dangerous as driving after having a couple of drinks, but 57 per cent admit to doing it, a poll released yesterday said," reports Reuters. "The Harris Interactive survey commissioned by mobile messaging service Pinger Inc. found 89 per cent of respondents believe texting while driving is dangerous and should be outlawed.  Even so, 66 per cent of the adults surveyed who drive and use text messaging told pollsters they had read text messages or e-mails while driving. Fifty-seven per cent admitted to sending them. The state of Washington in May passed the first ban in the United States on texting while driving and at least six other states including New York, California and Florida are considering similar legislation, Pinger said in a statement releasing the survey results."

Being And Rocking

Such a week!
 
I need to think about something other than the uselessness of all members of congress.
 
Mr. G Baker sends me this:
 
Existential Rock
By The Beachwood Existential Rock Affairs Desk

1. Is everything really gonna be alright?

2. Is it really better to burn out than fade away?

3. Is a dream a lie that don't come true, or is it something worse?

4. How long has this been going on?

5. Do you really get what you need if you try sometime? Because that hasn't been my experience.

6. Why yes, actually she did go down on me in a theater.

7. How many roads must a man walk down?

8. If you were to really 'turn the beat around,' and in fact then 'turn it upside down,' wouldn't you be back where you started?

9. How can you have a song with no melody, and why would you give it to your friends?

10. When that dude went to O'Malley's to meet the chick he met in the personals saw his wife, wouldn't his reaction be more like, "Holy shit, what are you doing here!" instead of a sweet "Oh, it's you"?

11. If it never rains in California, how can it pour?

12. When the guy asks, 'Do you wanna make love, or do you just wanna fool around?' he's gonna be pissed if she answers the wrong way, right?

13. What if I want to get it on, but I'd prefer not to bang a gong?

14. Is this the beginning, or is it the end?

15. Is it okay to enjoy "Sweet Home Alabama" while being mortified at the content of the song?

16. How does your light shine on the road to Shambala?

17. If there's gonna be a jailbreak tonight, somewhere in this town, aren't chances pretty good that it'll probably be at the jail? Rather than, say, somewhere else in this town?

WTF?

I ran across this on Salon last week.  I don't even know what to think about it .....
 

Newt goes off message

Newt Gingrich was looking fit and tanned as he stood before a sea of young conservatives this morning at the Young America's Foundation National Conservative Student Conference. The weeklong event, held at George Washington University in Washington, is billed as an "entry point into the conservative movement," and this year's version featured speeches by Robert Novak, Michelle Malkin and, wrapping up the event Friday night, G. Gordon Liddy. With panels titled "Standing Up to the Left in Hostile Places" and "Liberal Bias in School Textbooks," planners may have imagined that Gingrich would give a lively rah-rah-Republican presentation. They would have been wrong.

 

Prior to Gingrich's arrival, the crowd -- a mish-mash of polo shirts and pinstriped suits, platform heels and pashmina wraps -- had been worked up by Republican Sen. James Inhofe, who taught them all about the "far left elitists" and their Chicken Little climate change hysteria. Inhofe's PowerPoint included slides of polar bears and "environmentalists" like Leonardo DiCaprio and Barbra Streisand (boo!). He referenced Al Gore's "science fiction movie," and finished off the hour with some good news about the war: "A miracle is taking place now in Iraq," he said, and explained that there is now zero anti-American propaganda in the country's mosques and that American troops, instead of retreating to the Green Zone at night, are now "bedding down" with Iraqi families.

As 9 a.m. drew near, the students started to get restless, turning in their seats to see if Gingrich had come in. Finally, the former speaker of the House -- who'd been introduced as "the most articulate communicator of conservative principles alive today" -- made his way to the stage amid a standing ovation, thunderous applause and cheers.

 

He began benignly enough, using an anecdote about going to Disney World with his grandchildren to explain an epiphany he'd had about the value of not "thinking like a Republican." From there Gingrich moved into waters the students surely did not expect. He cited the Detroit school system, where a black male is more likely to go to prison than graduate from high school.

"How can we tolerate systems more likely to send young Americans to prison than college?" asked Gingrich. "Republicans have this maniacally dumb idea of red versus blue. They say Detroit is a blue place, so we're not going to go there."

And he was just getting started.

 

"Republican political doctrine has been a failure," Gingrich said. "Look at New Orleans. How can you say that was a success? Look at Baghdad ... We've been in charge for six years and I don't think you can look around and say that was a great success.

 

"We have got to get beyond this political bologna. I'm not allowed to say anything positive about Hillary Clinton because then I'm not a loyal Republican, and she's not allowed to say anything positive about me because then she's not a loyal Democrat. What a stupid way to run a country." This last line he nearly spat out, expressing what seemed like genuine outrage. But the response was muted. Tepid applause bubbled up and then died within seconds.

 

Inhofe had recommended the students read Michael Crichton's "State of Fear" to learn about the global warming hoax, but Gingrich suggested they pick up newly elected French Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy's "Testimony."

 

And finally, when it seemed he'd been as blasphemous as he could possibly be, Gingrich pulled out a whopper: "None of you should believe we are winning this war," he said, referring to the so-called war on terror. "We are in a phony war ... we have not been taking this seriously."

 

When his speech was over, the students stood and applauded politely, but the volume was distinctly lower than it had been just an hour before.

 

Outside, a group of young women taking a smoking break discussed what they'd just seen.

 

"There wasn't a lot of conviction in his voice," observed one.

 

"There isn't a lot of conviction in politics," answered her friend.

 

Back inside, the morning's final speaker, Michelle Easton (founder of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute), was making the crowd laugh and coo with her descriptions of "those angry feminists whose No. 1 issue is how to dispose of their unborn children conveniently." Whatever bipartisan spirit Gingrich brought into the room had vanished. As, perhaps, he knew it would.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Tech F*&$ing Hell

GT12 Central's internet connection died over the weekend.  That leaves us with our trusty Palm Treo for Postings until the spirits of  the ether (mundanely referred to here as Earthlink) can get us a new modem.
 
Who knows what this week's post's will look like?

Time To Go Libertarian?

I'm Ready after this debacle.:
 

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The House late Saturday night approved the Republican version of a measure amending the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act by a vote of 227-183, with most Republicans and conservative Democrats supporting the bill.

President Bush demanded Congress expand his surveillance authority before leaving for vacation.

The White-House backed legislation closes what the Bush administration has called critical gaps in U.S. intelligence capability by expanding the government's abilities to eavesdrop without warrants on foreign suspects whose communications pass through the United States.

 

Lawmakers have been scrambling to pass a bill acceptable to the White House before they leave for a monthlong summer recess.

President Bush had threatened to veto any bill that Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell said did not meet his needs.

 

The Senate approved its Republican-sponsored bill Friday night. Immediately after that vote, a Democratic-sponsored bill failed to reach the 60-vote majority.

 

Saturday night's vote followed fireworks in the House, where an angry group of Republicans accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of delaying a vote on the bill, the president's legislative priority.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Look To The States

Three-Way Tie in Iowa

Sen. Hillary Clinton, Sen. Barack Obama and John Edwards are in a virtual tie for first place in Iowa, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll. The survey found Obama had 27% support, followed by Clinton and Edwards tied at 26%. Gov. Bill Richardson was fourth with 11%.

"While Clinton has a clear and consistent lead over Obama in national polls, with Edwards generally running a distant third, the contours of the campaign in Iowa appear far different. Edwards's strong base of support, built on the foundations of his second-place finish in the state's precinct caucuses in 2004, has turned Iowa into the most competitive early state for the Democratic field."

Key caveat: "History suggests that these voters are quite willing to change their mind as caucus day approaches and the campaign intensifies with television advertising and more direct engagement among the candidates."

Complete poll results are available, along with a nice graphical summary.

Tech Trouble

50 percent og GT12's computers are down and visiting the Dell Computer Hospital.

Until we are back to full, postings will probably not appear during business hours.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

A JFK Liberal


A Handsome Dynamic Future-Looking Warrior (hey, in '08 nobody running without one foot in the grave has actually, uh, fought.)


Obama speaks Militarily. Sabre Rattling with the best of them, but with the added benefit of actually having thought out a strategic position that considers how the world really is out there where the brown people live.


Good Stuff.(Full Text Here)


"I understand that President Musharraf has his own challenges. But let me make this clear. There are terrorists holed up in those mountains who murdered 3,000 Americans. They are plotting to strike again. It was a terrible mistake to fail to act when we had a chance to take out an al Qaeda leadership meeting in 2005. If we have actionable intelligence about high-value terrorist targets and President Musharraf won't act, we will."


...


"Just because the President misrepresents our enemies does not mean we do not have them. The terrorists are at war with us. The threat is from violent extremists who are a small minority of the world's 1.3 billion Muslims, but the threat is real. They distort Islam. They kill man, woman and child; Christian and Hindu, Jew and Muslim. They seek to create a repressive caliphate. To defeat this enemy, we must understand who we are fighting against, and what we are fighting for...



The President would have us believe that every bomb in Baghdad is part of al Qaeda's war against us, not an Iraqi civil war. He elevates al Qaeda in Iraq – which didn't exist before our invasion – and overlooks the people who hit us on 9/11, who are training new recruits in Pakistan. He lumps together groups with very different goals: al Qaeda and Iran, Shiite militias and Sunni insurgents. He confuses our mission...



By refusing to end the war in Iraq, President Bush is giving the terrorists what they really want, and what the Congress voted to give them in 2002: a U.S. occupation of undetermined length, at undetermined cost, with undetermined consequences.


When I am President, we will wage the war that has to be won, with a comprehensive strategy with five elements: getting out of Iraq and on to the right battlefield in Afghanistan and Pakistan; developing the capabilities and partnerships we need to take out the terrorists and the world's most deadly weapons; engaging the world to dry up support for terror and extremism; restoring our values; and securing a more resilient homeland."

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

PTSD and The Choice


Sullivan someday will have to confront the fact that in today's society he's justa frugal Liberal, not a conservative.


A great compare/contrast from him today:

One difference between Obama and Clinton does not seem to me to have been stressed enough. They are of different Democratic generations. Clinton is from the traumatized generation; Obama isn't. Clinton has internalized to her bones the 1990s sense that conservatism is ascendant, that what she really believes is unpopular, that the Republicans have structural, latent power of having a majority of Americans on their side. Hence the fact that she reeks of fear, of calculation, of focus groups, of triangulation. She might once have had ideals keenly felt; she might once have actually relished fighting for them and arguing in thier defense. But she has not been like that for a very long time. She has political post-traumatic stress disorder. She saw her view of feminism gutted in the 1992 campaign; she saw her healthcare plan destroyed by what she saw as a VRWC; she remains among the most risk-averse of Democrats on foreign policy and in the culture wars. Here's a simple current example: her position on needle exchanges to reduce HIV transmission among IV drug users. Ben Smith recounts the tale here. The last Clinton administration refused to prevent HIV transmission this way, regardless of the science and epidemiology, because they were terrified of being labeled "liberal" by the GOP machine. Clinton still hasn't out-grown that (which is why I confidently predict that if she becomes president, progress toward gay equality will slow, because a leading Democrat will impede it in a long slog of triangulation and risk-aversion). Her classic formulation today is what it was before:



"We'll have as much spine as we possibly can, under the circumstances."


Obama is different. He wasn't mugged by the 1980s and 1990s as Clinton was. He doesn't carry within him the liberal self-hatred and self-doubt that Clinton does. The traumatized Democrats fear the majority of Americans are bigoted, know-nothing, racist rubes from whom they need to conceal their true feelings and views. The non-traumatized Democrats are able to say what they think, make their case to potential supporters and act, well, like Republicans acted in the 1980s and 1990s. The choice between Clinton and Obama is the choice between a defensive crouch and a confident engagement. It is the choice between someone who lost their beliefs in a welter of fear; and someone who has faith that his worldview can persuade a majority.


In my view, the call is not a close one.



Amen.

O-Mentum

From Political Wire

... On the Democratic side, Sen. Hillary Clinton has lost ground to Sen. Barack Obama in New Hampshire and South Carolina as Obama has gained among male Democrats in both states. Clinton continues to lead Edwards among Democrats in Iowa, with Bill Richardson cutting into Edwards' support among Democrats and Richardson leading among independents in the state. These results suggest Obama benefited from the July 23 debate and its aftermath in New Hampshire and South Carolina.

Iowa:
Among Democrats, Clinton 30%, Edwards 21%, Obama 15%, Richardson 13%
Among Republicans, Giuliani 22%, Romney 21%, McCain 17%, Thompson 13%

New Hampshire:
Among Democrats, Obama 31%, Clinton 31%, Edwards 14%, Richardson 7%
Among Republicans, Giuliani 27%, Romney 26%, Thompson 13%, McCain 10%

South Carolina:
Among Democrats, Obama 33%, Clinton 29%, Edwards 18%
Among Republicans, Giuliani 28%, Thompson 27%

Carville Wrong?

James Carville often points out that candidates who place their hopes on 'new voters' have a special designation: Loser.

Much of course has been said of Obama's outreach to 'the youth of America', those not traumatized by the 60's, 70's 80's or 90's.

Then there's this item from Think Progress:
65 percent: Number of people under the age of 30 who are “paying at least some attention to the 2008 presidential campaign,” according to a New York Times/CBS News poll. That number is up considerably from July 2003, when just “36 percent of those under age 30 were paying attention to the election.”

The Clinton Legacy

Remember when we had a president who actually facilitated peace? Well, today is another historic milestone on the Path of Peace in Northern Ireland, where the Clinton-led initiatives brought about the unthinkable: Cessation in Sectarian warfare.

Barack better use him.

Anyway:

British army stands down in Northern Ireland

CROSSMAGLEN, Northern Ireland - The army watchtowers have gone and British soldiers no longer search homes looking for wanted men but for many in Northern Ireland’s border towns the trauma of conflict still burns.


The British army ends on Tuesday its 38-year role supporting police in Northern Ireland, its longest military operation ever.


In Crossmaglen, a heartland for Irish nationalists in the British-ruled province who want a united Ireland, residents are still dealing with the legacy of fierce clashes between Republican gunmen and British forces.

Monday, July 30, 2007

VICTORY!


Well, a small one. But it takes a lot to get Bill Clinton (whom I love) on his knees.


Politico gives us the blow-by-blow

Bill Clinton seeks truce with Obama


Bill Clinton said Monday that he had no interest in wading into “that little spat” that broke out last week between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama over whether the next president should commit to meeting with the leader of several U.S. adversaries.


Then, in the next sentence, the former president waded right in -- in a way that sounded like the Clintons are seeking a truce with Obama in the debate over the proper role of presidential diplomacy when dealing with assorted bad guys on the world stage.


While Hillary Clinton and her team pounced on Obama’s pledge to meet with leaders of such countries as Iran, Syria and Cuba as “naïve,” her husband took pains in a speech to centrist Democrats to emphasize that all the candidates basically agree on the big picture.


“We have to get back to more diplomacy,” Clinton said, adding: “I’ve heard no fewer than four of our candidates say in the last month, remind us that in the middle of the cold war, in the darkest hours, we never stopped talking to the Soviets at some level. So no one disputes that.”


If the 42nd president was speaking in any way as a proxy for his wife’s campaign, it’s a pretty clear sign that Obama has succeeded in his pushback against Hillary Clinton.

Threat Down Counterpoint

Colbert nation members know of the threat we all face from The Ursine Menace. Panty-Waist, troop-hating Osama-loving leftists are writing in European (where France is, doncha know) newpapers, minimizing the danger and tilling the soil for Islamofascists!



A recent headline indicates a number of disturbing American trends: Father Kills Bear Charging At Son With Log.


First of all, who's giving these animals logs? There's nothing in the world a respectable bear needs with a log. If that bear has a log, he has it for one reason: to kill somebody...


Oh, wait, hang on. I just went back and read the article. Turns out the father used the log, to kill the bear...

What bothers me about that bear story is this American tendency to step in and do everything for our kids. It would have been better if the father had just handed the kid the log, and said, "Son, throw this, hard, at that bear. Or you're dead." That way, the kid learns something. I'm sure we've all heard the biblical proverb, "If you teach me to fish, I fish for ever; if you kill my fish with your log, next time I'm hungry, I'm just going to come walking up to you with a log and a live fish."

BREAKING JEWS: Christianity a Fiction Fashioned by Semites!


Twenty centuries later, a secret revealed...but you have to give them credit. They can keep a straight face with the best of them.


Stolen in it's entirety from Jesus' General ( who stole it from Jivester) ... it's so good it's criminal.




Jivester News, Lmtd.) In a breathtaking announcement today, Rabbi Soyvitch Goldberginsky told a slightly confused gathering of End Timers at a How to Dress for the Rapture: Boxers, Briefs or Dangler's Puffery seminar in Las Vegas, Nevada that the basis for their religion, the founding gospels of the New Testament were in fact part of an elaborate gag perpetrated by "...a few wisenheimers back in the day. The guys were sitting around, tossing shrimp at pigs for who-knows-why, when one of them says "Hey, what if we say that God shtupped a zaftig and Jr. will give everyone a Get Out of Hell card? And they will have to sing ass-kissing songs and feel bad a lot of the time, just like us."


The audience, who stopped breathing as they scratched their heads, were a bit confused by the announcement. Added Goldberginsky, "What, you didn't know that? You didn't maybe suspect a little something was up with all the David Blaine stuff? Millions of people in the "I'm With Stupid" line and still you don't know? It was a giggle. A zoo. We made it up. What, you thought Yawheh was real too? If I slap your face does wind come out?"


Ed Handlebarb of Grunting, West Virginia, who was attending the conference as part of God's Plan to place him "...near tall, naked white women" did not understand what Goldberginsky was saying. "Did he say Jesus was a Jew? Everybody knows he was a Christian--I mean, yeah, He was a Jew, but His dad was a Christian. Well, His dad was a Jew--no, He did business with the Jews and made a baby with a Jew, but then he became a Christian. He was baptized and everything...they made that shit up? Holy mother of daddy, what the hell am I supposed to pray to now?"


A slight digression vis a vis the Punking of the Gentiles Story: after his stunning public admission to Jewish complicity in the World's Longest Running Gag, a crowd of angry men in long coats and hats began to taunt Soyvitch upon his arrival back in Los Angeles--the Orthodox men wore hats that had been blocked with an attention to detail that should shame anyone who ever tried to block a hat and then charged someone else--i.e. the paying customer for what was obviously substandard work...I mean, so many so-called haberdashers charge for work that is garbage--their so-called craft should stumble and die and rot in a dump. Lousy work that should be loudly condemned and people should dance and laugh at how dumped it all is. But I digress. You would too, if you paid for a hat to be blocked and then it came back like a rhombus. A rhombus. I kid you not. Anyway...


Well, I've had my say. The crowd of Orthodox Jews gathered around and started yelling and making those loud grunting sounds they are famous for. One man with a beard like a wolverine with a mouthful of bear fur who just ate a hair pie during a full moon in a barbershop called out, "Shut your trap, Soyvitch. What, you want the gentiles to get wise? Are you a crazy person? Everything was fine. They were sending cash to the Likkud with great regularity, and now you want they should feel stupid? We should stone you where you stand. Wait, move a little to the left...not my left, your left. Good: that is where we should stone you."


Spokesmen for various Christian groups responded to this story, each adding a unique perspective. Pope German Guy With a Weird Rat Like Face seemed resigned to the whole brouhaha. Pausing while loading gold bars into his VW van, the Pope told this interviewer, "I knew this day would come. I had it in the pool. Das tut mir leid." After loading the van up the Pope jumped in the back as his driver started the engine. It lunged a little, made a grinding sound, stopped short, and then was blown apart by normally cautious bazooka-wielding Bishops who were concerned that the gold bars might not be used for God's Greater Glory or whatever.


"We felt the Holy Spirit," said one Bishop who asked that we don't ask any questions about the Holy Spirit's age. I'd say the lad was eight or nine, ten tops. And I'm sorry, but those were tears in that little boy's eyes. Big Catholic tears.


American Christian Fundamentalists remained non-plussed by the announcement. "Look-the Jews control Hollywood, know what I mean?" said Reverend G. Happy "Doc" Doolittle of the Very First Baptist Church in Little Vapors, Mississippi. "Hollywood is Entertainment, you understand? Show folks a good time, maybe make them think a little--maybe not. And if they invented Christianity the way Soyvitch contendeth, they must have had a good reason for what they have done. Surely, they will die and reside in everlasting fire, but where will that fire come from? I ain't gonna pay for it. You gonna pay for it? They made up Satan, too--think he's gonna pay for it? I don't think he's gonna pay for it. Hallelujah. Lost at last, lost at last, thank them Jew Boys, we are lost at last!"


CNN, unsure of just about everything except how many pharmaceutical companies are coming to their summer picnic, has decided to not cover this story. Wolf Blitzer, speaking on condition of anonymity, said (anonymously, of course), "Dick Cheney doesn't give a shit about God. Why should I? Dick? Anyone? I got a situation here. Which is good, because I'm in the Situation Room. I'm dying."


Deepak Chopra has been giggling incoherently for about a week and could not be channeled for comment.

Fredo For The Ages

From Raw Story



Attorney General helped cover up Bush drunken driving conviction




Alberto Gonzales's difficult relationship with the truth has led to calls for a special prosecutor to investigate claims that the attorney general perjured himself during Senate testimony. But as the Washington Post points out Monday, Gonzales and honesty have had a shaky relationship stretching back more than a decade.




"Whether Gonzales has deliberately told untruths or is merely hampered by his memory has been the subject of intense debate among members of Congress, legal scholars and others who have watched him over the years," report the Post's Dan Eggen and Amy Goldstein. "Some regard his verbal difficulties as a strategic ploy on behalf of a president to whom he owes his career; others see a public official overwhelmed by the magnitude of his responsibilities."




Gonzales's apparent willingness to dissemble in order to protect himself or President Bush stretches back to at least 1996, when he intervened to prevent then-Gov. Bush from serving jury duty in Texas, the Post notes.



Not until its second-to-last paragraph, however, does the Post article remind readers that by not serving jury duty in the drunken driving case Bush was able to keep his own drunken driving conviction a secret for several more years.




"He's a slippery fellow, and I think so intentionally," University of Texas public affairs professor Richard L. Schott told the Post. "He's trying to keep the president's secrets and to be a team player, even if it means prevaricating or forgetting convenient things."




Questions about Gonzales willingness to protect Bush in relation to the drunken driving case were first raised last year by Newsweek investigative reporter Michael Isikoff. If Bush had served on the jury he would have had to reveal his own past conviction, but Gonzales convinced the defense attorney to ask that Bush be kept from the jury on the grounds that he may be called on to pardon the defendant.




The Post outlines Gonzales's recently disputed testimony regarding the Bush Administration's warrantless wiretapping program, which has led four senators to request a special prosecutor's investigation, and his involvement in last year's dismissal of nine US Attorneys.




Schott told the Post that Gonzales' "almost subconscious bond of loyalty" to Bush might be behind his dissembling.




"It's obvious that Gonzales owes Bush his career," Schott said.

It's A Whiz!


That middle one doesn't make me feel very happy ....
The Chinese city of Chongqing has opened the world's largest restroom.



The four-story, 1,000-stall facility features TVs, a soothing soundtrack piped throughout, crocodile- and Virgin Mary-themed urinals, and stalls with no roofs for those who prefer to relieve themselves al fresco.


A local government official brags, "We are spreading toilet culture.... After they use the bathroom [people] will be very, very happy."

Al Who?

"We had no takers."

-- Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace, quoted by Think Progress, after mentioning that the show "invited White House officials and Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee to defend Attorney General Gonzales."

Ready To Snatch Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory

A new Diagio/Hotline national survey finds Sen. Hillary Clinton leading the Democratic presidential race with 39%, followed by Sen. Barack Obama at 30%, and John Edwards at 11%. All other candidates receive less than 5%.

On the Republican side, Rudy Giuliani edges out former Sen. Fred Thompson 20% to 19%, with Sen. John McCain third with 17% and Mitt Romney fourth at 8%. All other candidates receive less than 5% each.

Meanwhile, a new George Washington University Battleground Poll shows Giuliani edging
Clinton in a general election matchup:

Clinton 44%, Giuliani 50%
Clinton 47%, Thompson 45%
Obama 52%, Giuliani 43%
Obama 56%, Thompson 36%

I Believe The Children Are Our Future

A new Democracy Corps/Greenberg Quinlan Rosner survey finds young people "profoundly alienated from the Republican party and its perceived values."

Key finding: "Young people react with hostility to the Republicans on almost every measure and Republicans and younger voters disagree on almost every major issue of the day."

In the presidential race, "both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama lead Rudy Giuliani -- the most acceptable of the Republican offerings among youth -- by significant margins. The President’s standing is substantially worse, to the degree that is possible, than we find in the broader electorate. Moreover, the disconnect we see between the Republicans and our nation’s youth runs so deep, that it likely will not only outlive the Bush administration, but potentially haunt the Republicans for many years to come."

Complete survey results are available.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Mea Culpa

So I've been absent...

The non-stop parade of crimes against America (and dogs) that has comprised the news in the last week collided with my schedule. I haven't has the time to damp my fisgust enough to cut paste and write all that needs to be cut pasted and written.