Such a week!
I need to think about something other than the uselessness of all members of congress.
Mr. G Baker sends me this:
Existential Rock
By The Beachwood Existential Rock Affairs Desk
1. Is everything really gonna be alright?
2. Is it really better to burn out than fade away?
3. Is a dream a lie that don't come true, or is it something worse?
4. How long has this been going on?
5. Do you really get what you need if you try sometime? Because that hasn't been my experience.
6. Why yes, actually she did go down on me in a theater.
7. How many roads must a man walk down?
8. If you were to really 'turn the beat around,' and in fact then 'turn it upside down,' wouldn't you be back where you started?
9. How can you have a song with no melody, and why would you give it to your friends?
10. When that dude went to O'Malley's to meet the chick he met in the personals saw his wife, wouldn't his reaction be more like, "Holy shit, what are you doing here!" instead of a sweet "Oh, it's you"?
11. If it never rains in California, how can it pour?
12. When the guy asks, 'Do you wanna make love, or do you just wanna fool around?' he's gonna be pissed if she answers the wrong way, right?
13. What if I want to get it on, but I'd prefer not to bang a gong?
14. Is this the beginning, or is it the end?
15. Is it okay to enjoy "Sweet Home Alabama" while being mortified at the content of the song?
16. How does your light shine on the road to Shambala?
17. If there's gonna be a jailbreak tonight, somewhere in this town, aren't chances pretty good that it'll probably be at the jail? Rather than, say, somewhere else in this town?
By The Beachwood Existential Rock Affairs Desk
1. Is everything really gonna be alright?
2. Is it really better to burn out than fade away?
3. Is a dream a lie that don't come true, or is it something worse?
4. How long has this been going on?
5. Do you really get what you need if you try sometime? Because that hasn't been my experience.
6. Why yes, actually she did go down on me in a theater.
7. How many roads must a man walk down?
8. If you were to really 'turn the beat around,' and in fact then 'turn it upside down,' wouldn't you be back where you started?
9. How can you have a song with no melody, and why would you give it to your friends?
10. When that dude went to O'Malley's to meet the chick he met in the personals saw his wife, wouldn't his reaction be more like, "Holy shit, what are you doing here!" instead of a sweet "Oh, it's you"?
11. If it never rains in California, how can it pour?
12. When the guy asks, 'Do you wanna make love, or do you just wanna fool around?' he's gonna be pissed if she answers the wrong way, right?
13. What if I want to get it on, but I'd prefer not to bang a gong?
14. Is this the beginning, or is it the end?
15. Is it okay to enjoy "Sweet Home Alabama" while being mortified at the content of the song?
16. How does your light shine on the road to Shambala?
17. If there's gonna be a jailbreak tonight, somewhere in this town, aren't chances pretty good that it'll probably be at the jail? Rather than, say, somewhere else in this town?
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