Tuesday, July 07, 2009

So Sue Me

You do not get to be called King Of Pop if you made up the title by yourself and for yourself.

And being King of 'Pop' (not 'Soul', Not R&B, Not 'Rock' Not, god help us, 'Cool') is FUCKING CHEEEEEEEZZZZZEEE.

And, hanging with Liza, Liz and 10 year olds? Hopelessly Uncool.

Dying like Elvis? Tedious.

Bringing Vegas Values to the Dance Floor? Unforgivable.

What did he do again?

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