Thursday, August 23, 2007

You Can Look It Up


The Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations adds immortal words from true Americans:

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try." - Homer Simpson


"Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all." -Homer Simpson


"Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys" -Willie the Scottish caretaker, in a 1995 episode.

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