Wednesday, April 22, 2009

McClatchy Does It Again

Who had the only accurate reporting during the lead up to the Iraq War. Sure not NYTimes, WaPO or such. It was The McClatchy paper.

Today the look at the road to the torture memos


A former senior U.S. intelligence official familiar with the interrogation issue said that Cheney and former Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld demanded that the interrogators find evidence of al Qaida-Iraq collaboration.

"There were two reasons why these interrogations were so persistent, and why extreme methods were used," the former senior intelligence official said on condition of anonymity because of the issue's sensitivity.

"The main one is that everyone was worried about some kind of follow-up attack (after 9/11). But for most of 2002 and into 2003, Cheney and Rumsfeld, especially, were also demanding proof of the links between al Qaida and Iraq that (former Iraqi exile leader Ahmed) Chalabi and others had told them were there."

It was during this period that CIA interrogators waterboarded two alleged top al Qaida detainees repeatedly — Abu Zubaydah at least 83 times in August 2002 and Khalid Sheik Muhammed 183 times in March 2003 — according to a newly released Justice Department document.

"There was constant pressure on the intelligence agencies and the interrogators to do whatever it took to get that information out of the detainees, especially the few high-value ones we had, and when people kept coming up empty, they were told by Cheney's and Rumsfeld's people to push harder," he continued.

"Cheney's and Rumsfeld's people were told repeatedly, by CIA . . . and by others, that there wasn't any reliable intelligence that pointed to operational ties between bin Laden and Saddam, and that no such ties were likely because the two were fundamentally enemies, not allies."

Senior administration officials, however, "blew that off and kept insisting that we'd overlooked something, that the interrogators weren't pushing hard enough, that there had to be something more we could do to get that information," he said.

'Refrigerator' Perry hospitalized in S. Carolina

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CHICAGO - Former Chicago Bears defensive lineman William "The Refrigerator" Perry is in serious condition at a South Carolina hospital, a spokeswoman said Tuesday.

Perry, 46, was hospitalized to deal with complications from Guillain-Barre Syndrome, a chronic inflammation disorder of the peripheral nerves, the Chicago Sun-Times and Chicago Tribune reported.
The Associated Press

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Let's Get Active

We Can At Least Try to Get Jay Bybee out of the Federal Judiciary.


Yglesias:

ThinkProgress is starting up a campaign to gather petitions in support of the proposition that congress needs to hold impeachment hearings on Judge Jay Bybee, one of the key architects of the Bush-era torture regime. After noting that Bybee authorized various methods of torture, from slapping to “stress positions” to waterboarding we say:

These techniques are illegal by U.S. statute and international treaty to which the U.S. is a signatory. Bybee attempted to give legal cover to illegal acts, and thus broke the ethical, professional, and legal standards that should govern lawyers. For this, Judge Jay Bybee should be impeached. Congress needs to assert some accountability for these heinous acts.


You can sign onto the petition here.


The idea of Bybee sitting in judgment of other people’s alleged transgressions is, frankly, ridiculous. It would be absurd for his colleagues on the Ninth Circuit or the District Court judges he’s empowered to overrule to take his legal “expertise” seriously.



Sign!

Well, What Is It Then?


Mr Cool Clam (Update: Calm) and collected seems to be a bit all over the map this week.

Obama open to Hill probe of harsh interrogations


Breaking…
The Associated Press reports:


President Barack Obama is leaving the door to open to possible prosecution of Bush administration officials who devised harsh terrorism-era interrogation tactics.
He also said Tuesday that he worries about the impact of high-intensity hearings on how detainees were treated under former President George W. Bush. But Obama did say, nevertheless, he could support a Hill investigation if it were conducted in a bipartisan way.


Obama has said he doesn’t support charging CIA agents and interrogators who took part in waterboarding and other harsh interrogation tactics, acting on advice from superiors that such practices were legal. But he also said that it is up to the attorney general whether to prosecute Bush administration lawyers who wrote the memos approving these tactics

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Rule 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It’s hard to counterattack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.


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Walking Rahm Back

OK, we admit it. We were more than a little disconcerted by The Rahmster's assurance on Sunday that investigation/prosecution was out for the Torture Creators as well as the torturers.

We were very very proud that Obama released the memos on Friday. Then ... Rahm takes the final move off the board on Sunday. Now that was a crusher.

Obama has seldom failed to follow through on the things I expect of him. He does play a much longer version of this game than we have become accustomed to seeing. I have felt that his plan is to gradually gain political backing from the citizens through unhurried strategic disclosures at the same time that he is (hopefully) solving all the other disasters created by the Bush Crime family. These disclosures also allow (or perhaps force) other arms of the government to act while The President remains openly committed to 'Looking Forward' and 'Healing'.

I don't see much gain in chasing after the CIA operatives who performed under guidance of the Bybee/Yoo/Bradbury Rules (International Treaty law may say otherwise).

It is important to remember that BHO always is looking to create cultural change that drives people to 'do the right thing'. While rapid investigation and prosecution of the last Admin is possible (and justified), what we actually achieve as a country in such prosecutions can vary widely depending on how much ownership the citizens feel for the issues at hand. That change moves at a much slower rate than the does the court system.

We have eight years.

So, I was relieved to read this in the New York Times today:

On Sunday, Rahm Emanuel, the White House chief of staff, said on the ABC News program “This Week” that “those who devised policy” also “should not be prosecuted.” But administration officials said Monday that Mr. Emanuel had meant the officials who ordered the policies carried out, not the lawyers who provided the legal rationale.

Three Bush administration lawyers who signed memos, John C. Yoo, Jay S. Bybee and Steven G. Bradbury, are the subjects of a coming report by the Justice Department’s ethics office that officials say is sharply critical of their work. The ethics office has the power to recommend disbarment or other professional penalties or, less likely, to refer cases for criminal prosecution.

The administration has also not ruled out prosecuting anyone who exceeded the legal guidelines, and officials have discussed appointing a special prosecutor. One option might be giving the job to John H. Durham, a federal prosecutor who has spent 15 months investigating the C.I.A.’s destruction of videotapes of harsh interrogations.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Why Gay Marriage is Bad

via, who knows? billions and billion, alright?

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.


2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.


3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.


4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.


5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.


6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.


7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.


8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.


9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.


10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Just Fucking Awful

This was a member of Reagan's 'Clear Eyed' Conservative Army?

Wonkette introduces:

Oh fignewtons, someone telephone the slaves at Grey Gardens, it seems a tenant has meandered through the gate during her noontime perambulations and landed on the television set! Here is Ms. Peggy Noonington on the George Stephanopoulos program alongside George Will. George Will! He must have forwarded Peggy e-mails about this torture memo business, and again, THAT IS NOT NICE, you know how she gets. She wants to forget she ever read the wretched things! O, the night terrors! “Some of life has to be mysterious,” she opines, poetically, about this issue of state-ordered torture. But mere crickets in the hedgerows, these lawyers… crickets in the…

Talk About Your Double Standard

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CIA Exempt On Torture, But Not Lynndie England

But the lack of punishment for the severe interrogation actions that ravaged the nation's moral standing in the world has infuriated civil libertarians here and abroad.
And it has raised questions about punishments - including prison terms - already meted out to nine soldiers convicted in the 2004 abuse scandal at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

'This Is Not Justice'

"Every American should be outraged," says Roy T. Hardy, who represents Pfc. Lynndie England. The 22-year-old Army clerk became the international face of the Abu Ghraib scandal when photos of her in poses with naked Iraqi detainees shocked the world.

"Obama, who I love to death, is not going to punish CIA agents for doing what they were told to do," says Hardy, England's civilian lawyer, "when those torture memos gave them permission to do more than what was ever done at Abu Ghraib?"

Convicted in 2005 of maltreatment and conspiracy for posing in those pictures, including one in which she held a leash around a prisoner's neck, England has already served 1 1/2 years in military prisons, and an equal time on parole.

Now 25, she is living with her family and 4-year-old son in Ft. Ashby, W.Va., and is appealing her dishonorable discharge.

"This is not justice," Hardy says. England's military lawyer, Capt. Tim Thomas, could not be reached for comment Monday.

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Official: Obama doesn't want interrogation charges

President Barack Obama does not intend to prosecute Bush administration officials who devised the policies that led to the harsh interrogation of suspected terrorists, White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said Sunday.

Obama last week authorized the release of a series of memos detailing the methods approved under President George W. Bush. In an accompanying statement, he said "it is our intention to assure those who carried out their duties relying in good faith upon legal advice from the Department of Justice, that they will not be subject to prosecution." He did not specifically address the policymakers.

Asked Sunday on ABC's "This Week" about the fate of those officials, Emanuel said the president believes they "should not be prosecuted either and that's not the place that we go."

His Brilliance Continues


Closet (?) Fascist Rudy G brilliantly thought he could become President by getting Ancient Transplanted NYers in Florida to vote for him, forgetting that they are 1) all Democrats and 2) people who left NY once already....


Anyway, two things today show that Rudy still has his finger on the pulse of the people:


Item 1.

RUDY GIULIANI is declaring war on gay marriage -- vowing to use his strong opposition of it against the Democrats if he runs for governor next year.


BUT HIS GUY PALS PLAN TO WED
The former mayor, in an extended interview with The Post, also predicted that Gov. Paterson's high-profile effort to legalize gay marriage would anger many New Yorkers and spark a revolt that could help sweep Republicans into office in 2010.


"This will create a grass-roots movement. This is the kind of issue that, in many ways, is somewhat beyond politics," said Giuliani, a two-term mayor who unsuccessfully sought the GOP presidential nomination last year.


"I think gay marriage will obviously be an issue for any Republican next year because Republicans are either in favor of the position I'm in favor of, civil unions, or in many cases Republicans don't even favor civil unions," he continued


Item 2.

The new Siena poll in New York State shows that a majority of registered voters here favor legalizing gay marriage -- a push that currently has the support of Gov. David Paterson and others, but is not guaranteed passage in the state Senate.
The numbers: 53% favor, 39% oppose, with a ±3.8% margin of error. The internals show all regions of the state (New York City, the suburbs and Upstate) support it by various margins.


Among religious sub-groups, only 41% of Protestants favor it to 53% against, Jews favor it 64%-32% -- and Catholics favor it by a 49%-41% plurality. In the racial cross-tabs, Whites are in favor 56%-36%, Latinos are for it 57%-31%, and African-Americans oppose it with 44% in favor to 49% against.


The interplay of racial and religious politics could very well determine whether this proposal sinks in the Senate, or ends up signed into law.

Should be another banner year for Rudy

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Sunday morning talk shows showcasing more blacks

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NEW YORK - During a "Meet the Press" round-table earlier this month, NBC's David Gregory turned to Rutgers University economist William Rodgers for an assessment of President Barack Obama's overseas trip. Rodgers said he'd give the president a grade of either A-minus or B-plus.

There was nothing remarkable about the discussion. Yet Rodgers' presence, his first time on "Meet the Press," illustrated a quiet effort at improving diversity on the Sunday morning political talk shows.
By DAVID BAUDER AP Television Writer

CNN to treat Obama's 100th day like election night

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NEW YORK - CNN is marking President Barack Obama's 100th day in office with prime-time coverage that will recall last year's primary and general election nights, right down to John King's magic wall.

The network says it will compile a national report card of Obama's performance, using opinion polls and a series of viewer surveys.
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Exxon Mobil overtakes Wal-Mart to top Fortune 500

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NEW YORK - Exxon Mobil Corp. unseated Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in the 2009 Fortune 500 list, shrugging off the oil price bubble and weathering what the magazine called the worst year ever for the country's largest publicly traded companies.

Fortune's closely watched list, released Sunday, ranked companies by their revenue in 2008. Irving, Texas-based Exxon took in $442.85 billion in revenue last year, up almost 19 percent from 2007. The company also raked in the biggest annual profit, earning $45.2 billion.
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Madonna injured in fall from horse in Hamptons

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NEW YORK - Madonna is under the care of doctors after falling off a horse over the weekend - an accident she is blaming on the paparazzi.

A representative for the superstar said Madonna suffered "minor injuries" after she fell while horseback riding in the Hamptons, a playground for the rich and famous on the eastern end of Long Island, N.Y.
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AP IMPACT: Tons of released drugs taint US water

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U.S. manufacturers, including major drugmakers, have legally released at least 271 million pounds of pharmaceuticals into waterways that often provide drinking water - contamination the federal government has consistently overlooked, according to an Associated Press investigation.

Hundreds of active pharmaceutical ingredients are used in a variety of manufacturing, including drugmaking: For example, lithium is used to make ceramics and treat bipolar disorder; nitroglycerin is a heart drug and also used in explosives; copper shows up in everything from pipes to contraceptives.
By JEFF DONN, MARTHA MENDOZA and JUSTIN PRITCHARD Associated Press Writers

White House says GOP should be more constructive

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WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama wants Republicans to return to Congress this week from their spring recess with a more constructive attitude toward health care, energy and other administration initiatives. GOP lawmakers say they have ideas, just not the ones the president may want.

"When you're the party of no, when you're the party of never, when you're the party of no new ideas, that's not constructive," White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said Sunday. "The challenge will be, will the Republicans come to the table with constructive ideas?"
By DOUGLASS K. DANIEL Associated Press Writer

Official: Obama doesn't want interrogation charges

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WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama does not intend to prosecute Bush administration officials who devised the policies that led to the harsh interrogation of suspected terrorists, White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said Sunday.

Obama last week authorized the release of a series of memos detailing the methods approved under President George W. Bush. In an accompanying statement, he said "it is our intention to assure those who carried out their duties relying in good faith upon legal advice from the Department of Justice, that they will not be subject to prosecution." He did not specifically address the policymakers.
By DOUGLASS K. DANIEL Associated Press Writer

Obama aide takes dim view of anti-tax tea parties

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WASHINGTON - Damn the tea bags. A top adviser to President Barack Obama takes a dim view of last week's anti-tax "tea parties," promoted by organizers in the spirit of the Boston Tea Party.

"The thing that bewilders me is this president just cut taxes for 95 percent of the American people. So I think the tea bags should be directed elsewhere because he certainly understands the burden that people face," David Axelrod said Sunday.
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Americans back legal aid to poll, new poll says

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WASHINGTON - Americans strongly support government-paid legal services for the poor, says a poll commissioned by the Legal Services Corp.

Two-thirds of those polled for the American Bar Association by Harris Interactive said they favor federal funding for people who need legal assistance.
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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Bolivia anti-drug chief: Cocaine processing rising

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LA PAZ, Bolivia - Cocaine production is on the rise in Bolivia, with Colombian and Mexican cartels hiring intermediaries to process the locally made coca paste there rather than exporting it, says Bolivia's top anti-drug officer.

Cartels are contracting a growing number of middle men to process the paste into cocaine in Bolivia, saving time they would otherwise spend processing it themselves, anti-drug police chief Oscar Nina told The Associated Press on Thursday in an interview.
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Record Store Day celebrates indie retailers

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PORTLAND, Maine - Despite the success of online retailers, explosion of Internet downloads and high-profile closings of Virgin Megastores and Tower Records stores, bricks-and-mortar record stores aren't all spinning toward oblivion.

Although hundreds of independent music retailers have gone out of business in recent years, about 2,000 are still around, and many are thriving.

By DAVID SHARP Associated Press Writer

An energized Paul McCartney opens Coachella fest

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INDIO, Calif. - Energized by the desert air and memory of his late wife, a playful and passionate Paul McCartney riffed on "Foxy Lady," led an after-midnight "Hey Jude" singalong and dedicated songs to his former bandmates at the Coachella music festival that kicked off Friday.

McCartney took off his black jacket five songs in and didn't put it back on for the next 29, strutting the stage in boots, a white shirt and suspenders that he tugged at wryly.

By RYAN PEARSON AP Entertainment Writer

Obama 'seeks a new beginning' with Cuba, talks

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PORT-OF-SPAIN, Trinidad - Trading their warmest words in a half-century, the United States and Cuba built momentum toward renewed ties on Friday, with President Barack Obama declaring he "seeks a new beginning" - including direct talks - with the island's communist regime. As leaders of the Americas gathered for a summit in this Caribbean nation, the head of the Organization of American States even said he'll ask his group to invite Cuba back after 47 years.

In remarks kicking off the weekend gathering of nations - of which Cuba was the only country in the region not represented - Obama repeated the kind of remarks toward the Castro regime that marked his campaign for the presidency.

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Obama to ask agency heads for budget cuts

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WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama said Saturday he will ask all of his department and agency heads for specific proposals for cutting their budgets at his Cabinet meeting early next week as he searches for ways to streamline government spending.

Obama, who is attending the Summit of the Americas in Trinidad this weekend, said in his weekly radio and Internet address that he would make the request for cuts Monday at a Cabinet meeting.

By WILL LESTER Associated Press Writer

Salazar reviews 'midnight' endangered species rule

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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - U.S. Interior Secretary Ken Salazar says he will make a decision in the coming weeks on whether to overturn a controversial Bush administration regulation that limits the reach of the Endangered Species Act.

The outgoing administration finalized a rule in December that allows federal agencies to issue permits for mining, logging and other activities without consulting the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service or the National Marine Fisheries Service about endangered wildlife and plants.

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Friday, April 17, 2009

A Great George


Obama envoy: Two-state solution is only solution

RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) — A Palestinian state alongside Israel is the only way to end the Mideast conflict, President Barack Obama's Mideast point man said Friday, sending a stern message to Israel's hardline leaders, who have expressed misgivings about a two-state solution.

Envoy George Mitchell, in the region on his third trip since Obama took office in late January, suggested the U.S. was eager to see quick progress after years of failed peace efforts.

Fame Is Hard - And worth at least $75

We'll Let Wonkette do the honors:



By the end of the election last year there were millions of these YouTubes where a liberal or a communist (or a moderate!) would hang outside Sarah Palin rallies — public domain! — and just roll the tape for a few minutes while people spat out hilarious racist violent nonsense about ACORN and the Muslim race. But the original couple of videos that started this trend were Blogger Interrupted’s “Sarah Palin Parking Lot” classics, one of which was embedded in a Huffington Post article the other day for the purpose of comparing it to the Teabagger crowds. Then came this new comment on the video’s YouTube page:

“I have asked you three times to take this fukkin video down. Now it is plastered all over that libnut webiste Huffington Post. TAKE THIS FUKKIN VIDEO DOWN NOW. P.S. I hope you know that you can get sued, and thrown in jail for using this video without our permission.”

Comical negotiations have ensued. KEEP ON READING HERE TO FIND OUT THE PRICE OF FAME

Bummer


Most Texans Want to Stay

Though Gov. Rick Perry (R) insists Texans are talking about secession in response to federal tax policy, a new Rasmussen Reports poll finds that 75% of Lone Star State voters would opt to remain in the United States. Only 18% would vote to secede, and 7% are not sure what they'd choose.

No Honor Amongst Murderers

From TPM

Sergeant Who Smeared Fellow Soldier, New Republic Writer Executed Four Iraqi Men

senior enlisted U.S. Army soldier--Master Sergeant John Hatley--was convicted two days ago by a military jury in Germany of executing four handcuffed, blindfolded Iraqi men by shooting them in the backs of their heads.

Many readers will recall the case of Scott Beauchamp--the Army Private who took his story of out-of-control soldiers in the line of duty to the pages of The New Republic and soon thereafter found himself on the receiving end of attacks from conservatives across the establishment and beyond.

Some of those conservatives, including the Weekly Standard's Michael Goldfarb, participated in a concerted (and inaccurate) effort to discredit Beauchamp and tar, for lack of patriotism, the notoriously dovish New Republic and, by association, liberals everywhere.

For his reporting, Goldfarb relied on some...let's call them 'questionable' sources and even got an assist, in a bizarre breach of protocol, from Beauchamp's First Sergeant, who took to the blogosphere to make the case against the beleaguered Private. "My soldiers [sic] conduct is consistently honorable."

This soldier has other underlining [sic] issues which I'm sure will come out in the course of the investigation. No one at any of the post we live at or frequent, remotely fit the descriptions of any of the persons depicted in this young man's fairy tale. I can't and won't divulge any information regarding this soldier, but I do sincerely appreciate all the support from the people back home. Again, this young man has a vivid imagination and I promise you that this by no means reflects the truth of what is happening here.

The name of that Non-Commissioned Officer might ring a bell: John Hatley. And he seems to have protested a bit too much. We excitedly await Goldfarb's statement on the issue.

Where Credit Is Due

"Protoge of Karl Rove" is a term that induces the gag reflex, we admit.

"Architect of The McCain Campaign" fills us with disgust.

But we have to be fair, and for a guy with those credentials to take a stand for Gay Marriage is just not very self-serving, especially in the short-run.

Ex-McCain aide to call for gay marriage support

WASHINGTON (CNN) - Steve Schmidt, a key architect of John McCain's presidential campaign, is making his first public return to Washington a bold one.
Schmidt will use a speech Friday to Log Cabin Republicans, a gay rights group, to urge conservative Republicans to drop their opposition to same-sex marriage, CNN has learned.

"There is a sound conservative argument to be made for same-sex marriage," Schmidt will say, according to speech excerpts obtained by CNN. "I believe conservatives, more than liberals, insist that rights come with responsibilities. No other exercise of one's liberty comes with greater responsibilities than marriage."
Schmidt makes both policy and political arguments for a Republican embrace of same-sex marriage.

On the policy front, Schmidt likens the fight for gay rights to civil rights and women's rights, and he admonishes conservatives who argue for the protection of the unborn as a God-given right, but against protections for same-sex couples.

"It cannot be argued that marriage between people of the same sex is un-American or threatens the rights of others," he says in the speech. "On the contrary, it seems to me that denying two consenting adults of the same sex the right to form a lawful union that is protected and respected by the state denies them two of the most basic natural rights affirmed in the preamble of our Declaration of Independence — liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

"That, I believe, gives the argument of same sex marriage proponents its moral force," Schmidt will say.



Maybe Steve and Scott McClellan can form a consulting business targeting the three Republicans still alive in the North East.

Insulting The Brits

John Oliver is offended by the teabaggers

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Words Fail.

No Ability To Self Monitor

Not only do they suck balls, but they admit that they are pieces of shit.

You just can't make this stuff up.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

More Tasteful Fun

Fox anchor Megyn Kelly: "Fox News covered these Tea Parties, and we were one of the only organizations to give it any publicity or p.r. ..."
























Hope So


Holder: No surrender on rule of law

In a speech Wednesday extolling the rule of law, Attorney General Eric Holder rebuked members of the Bush administration for casually dispensing with longstanding American legal principles while pursuing the fight against terrorism.

Holder declared that officials prosecuting the war on terror, whom he did not name, “surrendered faithful obedience to the law to the circumstances of our time.”

“We will not sacrifice our values or trample on our Constitution under the false premise that it is the only way to protect our national security,” Holder said, speaking to a conference at West Point. “Discarding the very values that have made us the greatest nation on earth will not make us stronger—it will make us weaker and tear at the very fibers of who we are.”

“There simply is no tension between an effective fight against those sworn to do us harm and a respect for the most honored civil liberties that have made us who we are,” he said.

At the same time, the attorney general did offer a rare caution that President Barack Obama’s oft-stated pledge to bring transparency to the federal government has its limits.

“Even as we usher in a new period of openness and transparency, many national security decisions must by necessity be made in a manner that protects our ability to gather intelligence, investigate threats and execute wars,”

FYI


You all know that I'm an Andrew Sullivan fan, and have been since the late 80's.


There's a nice piece on Andrew out this week. You can find it here.


A salient quote:

Sullivan is often accused of flip-flopping according to political expediency, but it’s revealing that almost all the later tensions in his thought are prefigured in his writings about Oakeshott from his early 20s, recently published as “Intimations Pursued”. In 1984, he wrote that Oakeshott offers “a conservatism which ends by affirming a radical liberalism”—precisely the charge against Sullivan since 2004.

Heartwarming


I'm sure he has a fine Mother and Father.

A Big Test Later Today

Today is the deadline for the administration to release three famous Bush Admin Docs: the 'Torture Memos'.

Most of what is in them has already been leaked. But BHO promised to air this out officially.

That's the part of his promise that I fell in love with.

The NYT is reporting this:

After a tense internal debate, the Obama administration this afternoon will make public a number of detailed memos describing the harsh interrogation techniques used by the Central Intelligence Agency against al Qaeda suspects in secret overseas prisons.

The interrogation methods were among the Bush administration’s most closely guarded secrets, and today’s release will be the most comprehensive public accounting to date of the interrogation program that some senior Obama administration officials have said used illegal torture.

The documents are expected to include Justice Department memos from 2002 and 2005 authorizing the C.I.A. to employ a number of aggressive techniques- including sleep deprivation, exposure to extreme temperatures and “waterboarding,” the near-drowning technique.



This is Pass/Fail Barry ....

Why We Have To Pay ... Or At Least What We Pay For


Once Again Going To Jon Stewart For The Clarity Lacking In Our News

What's going on with the TARP? And why was it needed? And What's Needed Next?

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Colbert righteously goes after Obama's Baghram position

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Great Opportunity!

Can we let them just go this time?

Perry Raises Secession at Tax Protest

Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) said that his state could secede from the United States because "the federal government has strayed somewhat from what our founders wanted and is choking Americans with excessive spending and taxation," reports the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Said Perry: "Texas is a unique place. When we came into the union in 1845, one of the issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that. My hope is that America, and Washington in particular, pays attention. We've got a great union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that? But Texas is a very unique place, and we're a pretty independent lot, to boot."

First Read: "Perry is definitely ambitious -- is he prepping himself for more than a GOP primary against Kay Bailey Hutchison? -- but this secession talk is pretty amazing coming from the governor of the country's second-largest state."

Yes! ... ?

TPM

Obama Laying Down the Law

According to reports out of Israel, Rahm is telling top Jewish organizations Obama doesn't care who the Israeli PM is. He wants two states in his first term. End of story. MJ Rosenberg has more.


Joe Klein Has Had It ... And So Have We

Look, the smart and sane will always be polarizing to the very stupid and insane. That's how man has survived. It's called Meritocracy.


World's Stupidest Argument

Given the fact that Obama had to take dramatic action, at home and abroad, to start lifting the country from the mess Bush made almost everywhere -- and also begin to turn the country away from the myopia and greed of the Reagan era -- it's amazing that he hasn't raised more dust or teabags. And, I should add the fact that the alleged polarization mostly results from the fact that Obama gets extremely low ratings from self-identified Republicans, who constitute an extremist shard of a party at this point, is a badge of honor. (Commenter sgwhiteinfla points out that the polarization is also the result of overwhelming -- 88% -- support from Democrats.)

In the long run, it's a safe historical bet that Bush will prove more polarizing than Obama because he was such an abject failure in the job -- I doubt we'll ever see Obama submerge to approval ratings in the mid-20s, or launch wars peremptorily without cause or purpose. The constant sniping from Rove, Wehner and the others during Obama's first 100 days is a deeply neurotic reaction to the enormity of their own cockups in office. It shows a profound lack of class or grace, but then, that's no surprise with these guys, is it? They ran the country like thugs, and thugs they remain.

Nothing


George Will has recently been skewered in 4 different attacks, by writers from his paper, for his breathtakingly fact free articles on Glbal Warming.

Republican economics are simply discredited.

He's got nothing left, nothing at all.

So, he takes on ... blue jeans

Denim is the carefully calculated costume of people eager to communicate indifference to appearances. But the appearances that people choose to present in public are cues from which we make inferences about their maturity and respect for those to whom they are presenting themselves.


... Edmund Burke -- what he would have thought of the denimization of America can be inferred from his lament that the French Revolution assaulted "the decent drapery of life"; it is a straight line from the fall of the Bastille to the rise of denim -- said: "To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely." Ours would be much more so if supposed grown-ups would heed St. Paul's first letter to the Corinthians, and St. Barack's inaugural sermon to the Americans, by putting away childish things, starting with denim.


... This is not complicated. For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don't wear it. For women, substitute Grace Kelly.



Will has clearly never watched 'What Not To Wear' or ever spoken to a person who does not regularly wear a bow-tie (Full Disclosure: I love bow ties). I think denim in his life comprises 'mommy jeans' and pot-gutted Gap-relaxed-fit men.


But then maybe he's just trying to separate himself from the teabaggers. One commenter on TownHall.com noted

Today every freedom loving writer is reporting on the TEA Parties and Will writes on denim???!!!


I’ll bet that 90% of the ‘drapes’ [Wha huh? -- Ed.] on the ground yesterday were denim.


Is Will trying to alienate freedom-lovers?



Hmmm. OK, George. All is forgiven.

More Storm

While Some Of Us Were Working















Literally thousands (if you look at it nationally) of recipients of the new Obama middle-class tax cut (were) gathered together (by Fox News and some oligarchs) to protest the fact that the money came from a Democrat (and a Black one to boot!).

They don't like that Pres. The pictures show why they are not of the same opinion as 70% of country.
Gives me a new found respect for all those Anti-Globalism Protesters

Justice Dept. reins in surveillance program

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WASHINGTON - The Justice Department has reined in electronic surveillance by the National Security Agency after finding the agency had improperly accessed American phone calls and e-mails.

The problems were discovered during a review of the intelligence activities, the Justice Department said in a statement Wednesday night.
The Associated Press

Report: US is ripe for recruiting by extremists

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WASHINGTON - Homeland Security officials are warning that right-wing extremists could use the bad state of the U.S. economy and the election of the country's first black president to recruit members to their cause.

In an intelligence assessment issued to law enforcement last week, Homeland Security officials said there was no specific information about an attack in the works by right-wing extremists.
By EILEEN SULLIVAN Associated Press Writer

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

`Harry Potter' sweeps into theaters 2 days early

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LOS ANGELES - Harry Potter and his school chums are heading back to class a little sooner than expected.

"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" now is opening Wednesday, July 15, two days earlier than its previous release date, Warner Bros. head of distribution Dan Fellman said Tuesday.
The Associated Press

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Special Note

I wasn't going to post that AP report on the dog, but I know that Mr G Baker would be upset if I let it go by....

It's moving day for Bo the Obamadog

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WASHINGTON - Bo the Portuguese water dog makes his official move into the White House on Tuesday, and how President Barack Obama and his family introduce him to his new home - and the world - will say much about their skills as novice dog owners.

The White House will be the puppy's fourth home in his six months of life. He was born in Texas, then moved to his first owner's home in Washington, D.C., then spent nearly a month with Sen. Edward Kennedy's dog trainer in Virginia, and now is moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

By SHARON THEIMER Associated Press Writer

Huh?

Monday, April 13, 2009

Minn. court declares Franken leading vote-getter

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ST. PAUL, Minn. - A Minnesota court confirmed Monday that Democrat Al Franken won the most votes in his 2008 Senate race against Republican Norm Coleman, who had already announced plans to appeal the decision.

Coleman has 10 days to appeal to the state Supreme Court. Once the petition is filed, it could further delay the seating of Minnesota's second senator for weeks.

By BRIAN BAKST Associated Press Writer

A New Name?

Since the Republican party now only represents Southern, mouthbreathing cousin-fuckers, perhaps we can come up with some new, more descriptive name for them ...

I'm thinking ...

SMCF Party?

Grand Party of the Confederacy?

Our Southern Cousins

Dingleberry Party

Cornhole Conference

Shit- River Deep, Shit-Mountain High



LOS ANGELES — Music producer Phil Spector has been convicted of second-degree murder in the shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson at his mansion six years ago.
A Los Angeles Superior Court jury returned the verdict Monday after an estimated 29 to 30 hours of deliberations.


The 40-year-old Clarkson, star of the 1985 cult film "Barbarian Queen," died of a gunshot fired in her mouth as she sat in the foyer of Spector's mansion in 2003. She had met Spector hours earlier at her job as a nightclub hostess.
Prosecutors argued Spector had a history of threatening women with guns when they tried to leave.


The defense claimed she killed herself.


It was Spector's second trial. His first jury deadlocked 10-2, favoring conviction in 2007.


Ugh

We are sincerely unhappy to read this:

Blagojevich Promised $5 Million If He Appointed Jackson

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's staff was told last year that Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL) would raise up to $5 million in campaign cash for the ex-governor if he was appointed to the U.S. Senate, the Chicago Sun-Times has learned.

"Besides the $5 million to be raised by Jackson, the proposal also included another $1 million for Blagojevich's campaign fund that would come from Indian donors, sources say."

"This is the first revelation that a proposal for the Jackson appointment involved an alleged promise that he'd raise campaign cash for the ex-governor. Also, the amount of money allegedly offered to Blagojevich is significantly higher than what's been reported so far."

Hmmm


You may have noticed, or will notice upon reflection, that the Kos-related post (just below) is our first link to him in a long long time. I find the site mostly impossible to read and mostly way too hysterical.

but these tidbits caught my eye as I was researching the Post below


Glenn Beck backs out of keynoting San Antonio tea party.


Speaking of Glenn Beck, from his website's message boards (all errors from the original):



My son, is an operator with an SF team and we are in reg comm. they are ready. we are ready. and if you start reading between the lines, you will see it. L presidente obama bin osama, is breathing borrowed air. as are all of congress. it has gone to far. they will all hang. just be ready.



As a first amendment guy, I usually dismiss concerns over the rantings of Beck-types... but I am beginning to fear that the unhinged rhetoric that Palin popularized could be reaching critical mass.

And maybe it's time for FOX to actually become a responsible member of the community, not just a Right wing Specialty network.

Hillbillies Only!

Not only doesn't America really hate Socialism, outside of the South we really like France, Europe, San Francisco and NYC

What's this mean? It means that all that France and Europe demonizing, and all that talk of "San Francisco liberals" and "San Francisco values", and all that New York bashing (like Rush leaving Manhattan), plays to a very small core of people, and specifically to the conservative's Southern base.

This is clear evidence that the GOP has become a rump regional party. Because everyone else in America is just scratching their head at all that hatred directed at these places. They like San Francisco a lot. They love France. They think Europe is fantastic. And not even the New York Yankees can get people to hate on the Big Apple. And the more the Rushes and Becks bash those places, the more out of step with the Real America conservatives appear.

They might as well be bashing puppies, apple pie, and moms.

The irony? Even Southerners have a net positive favorability for San Francisco (+6), New York City (+2), and Europe (+2). In other words, even in their regional stronghold, they're just speaking to a minority.



I'd be happy if the MSM would just keep pointing out that they spend 50% or more of their time talking about the concerns of 20% of the country.

Look! He's Gay


Nice Rain-Bo


A special post for Mr G Baker

Richard Price, T.C. Boyle elected to arts academy

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NEW YORK - Richard Price and T. Coraghessan Boyle, authors, nonconformists and now inductees into the American Academy of Arts and Letters, remember the first time they even knew the country had an established cultural pantheon.

Price, whose novels include "Clockers" and "Lush Life," received an "Academy Award" for literature in 1999 and wondered if the "Academy" wasn't some kind of beach club or country club. "I thought maybe I get discounts at local restaurants. I had no idea," he joked during a recent interview.
By HILLEL ITALIE AP National Writer

Sunday, April 12, 2009

We Have Overcome- III

Personally though, I could have done with a little less agita ....

Political Animal reviews the scorecard and finds no real success for the Religious Right after all these long years.

The culture war is all but over, and far-right evangelicals have precious little to show for their efforts. After about three decades of fighting, the culture warriors are hard pressed to point to any progress at all.

Anti-gay animus is not only waning, four states now allow gay marriage. Abortion is still legal and a majority of Americans are still pro-choice. School prayer isn't even on the political world's radar screen anymore. Pornography is not only a multi-billion industry; it's more accessible than ever. The single fasting growing segment of the American spiritual landscape is non-believers and those with no religious identification.

In 1998, President Clinton's approval rating went up after getting caught in a sex scandal, and in 2008, the first admitted adulterer to ever run for president sought and won the Republican Party's presidential nomination.

Not only does the Republican Party establishment largely ignore its theocratic wing, but there are growing fissures in evangelical Christian communities, with a growing number of evangelicals, especially younger ones, rejecting the Dobson agenda and political worldview.



Of course, they'll always have those two elections of W to be proud of.

Maybe we should license Christians.

Obama girls name their new puppy 'Bo'

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WASHINGTON - Bo? It's no jest.

The first family has settled on a first pet - a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog that the Obama girls are naming Bo.

By PHILIP ELLIOTT Associated Press Writer

America's uninsured haven't shown collective power

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WASHINGTON - If the uninsured were a political lobbying group, they'd have more members than AARP. The National Mall couldn't hold them if they decided to march on Washington.

But going without health insurance is still seen as a personal issue, a misfortune for many and a choice for some. People who lose coverage often struggle alone instead of turning their frustration into political action.

By RICARDO ALONSO-ZALDIVAR Associated Press Writer