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Yikes: Dow Drops Below 10,000

Happy Monday, America! Wall Street is doing great, so far, this morning. The Dow Jones index is down 400 points at the moment, bringing the DJIA below 10,000 for the first time since … well, let’s check the chart. October 22, 2004 — right about the time everybody figured George W. Bush would somehow win re-election and the world would end.