Paranoia Alert

I have to admit that every day, I find that my belief in this sentiment (from one of Jack Cafferty's viewers) is growing:

"George Bush is the next president. He and Darth Cheney will be surrendering none of their bounty.

Forty years of planning to hand it all to Hillary Clinton?

Not a chance.

If you think there'll be a November 8 election, give my regards to the Easter Bunny."