Not Just L.A

LA isn't the only place that's been saved from amazingly inadequately underarmed terrorist. Newly reported previously thwarted plots include:

Ahm Bur-glar: nearly crippled McDonaldland economy by hijacking critical burger shipments; indefinitely detained within the Fry Fortress by the power of presidential pretend. Unrepentant and unrestrained, given the chance he would robble again – quickly, and without mercy.

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